Mediafax
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Bulă ajunge la Urgențe, după ce e bătut de nevastă. După ce îl exameniează, doctorul îi spune:
– Domnule Bulă, am o veste bună și una proastă. Cu care să încep?
– Cu vestea bună, domnule doctor.
– Vestea bună este că am numărat și ies toate oasele la număr.
– Buun! Și vestea rea?
– Vestea rea este că sunt aranjate diferit.
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