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Anul nou a venit, sărbătorile de iarnă s-au încheiat, dar asta nu e motiv să ne întristăm. GÂNDUL.ro vă aduce un banc care să vă facă să începeți ziua cu un zâmbet.
Cât face 1+1?
Matematicianul: Doi!
Fizicianul: Poate doi!
Contabilul: Cât vrei să facă?
Avocatul: Ne înțelegem noi la final.
Psihologul: Ai vrea să vorbim despre obsesia ta de a aduna numere identice?
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