Mediafax
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E luni, începe o nouă săptămână de muncă, dar noi ți-am pregătit un nou banc, protagonist fiind un bețiv care merge la restaurant. Discuția hilară dintre el și ospătar te va face să râzi cu gura până la urechi.
Iată bancul de astăzi, oferit de CANCAN și GÂNDUL.
Un bețiv la restaurant:
– Ospătar, am fost aseară aici?
– Desigur, domnule, ca de obicei, răspunse chelnerul.
– Și am cheltuit 500 de lei?
– Într-adevăr, ați băut strașnic de banii ăștia.
– Slavă Domnului, am crezut că i-am pierdut.
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Citește și: BANCUL ZILEI | Primul livrator de mâncare la domiciliu
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