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Este deja weekend, iar un banc este bine-venit oricând… înainte de două zile pline de relaxare. Să sperăm și că subiectul acestei glume nu va deveni niciodată realitate.
O blondă merge cu peștișorul la veterinar.
– Eu cred că este epileptic, îi spune ea veterinarului.
Veterinarul aruncă o privire și răspunde:
– Mie mi se pare că e destul de liniștit.
– Stați… că încă nu l-am scos din apă!
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