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Depinde de unde îl privești, ca unul și același om să fie emigrant sau imigrant. Dacă te afli în țara din care a plecat – e emigrant. Dacă te afli în țara în care a ajuns – e imigrant.
Un mauritanian ajunge la New York și află despre o slujbă într-un hotel. Se prezintă emoționat la interviu.
– Cum spui când vrei să chemi un client la tine? e întrebat.
Răspunde fără să clipească:
– Vă rog, poftiți aici.
– Și cum îi spui să plece?
Tace câteva clipe încurcat, dar răspunde:
– Ies și îi spun: vă rog, poftiți aici.
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