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Dragi cititori, GÂNDUL.RO vrea să vă aducă zâmbetul pe buze, așa că vă pune la dispoziție un banc amuzant. Discuția hilară dintre șeful statului și ministrul de finanțe. Vei râde cu lacrimi!
Iată gluma de astăzi:
„Șeful statului îl cheamă urgent la palat pe ministrul de finanțe.
– Să-mi scoți de unde știi 2 miliarde de euro pentru modernizarea penitenciarelor și asigurarea celor mai bune condiții de trai pușcăriașilor.
– De unde, șefule? Dacă am avea banii ăștia probabil i-am da celor din învățământ.
– Bă! Tu ai impresia că eu după alegeri mă duc la școală?”
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