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Gândul vă dă în fiecare zi ocazia să zâmbiți cu „Bancul Zilei”.
Un tip îi scrie unei fete:
-Bună frumoas-o
-Bună.
-Î-ți skriu că cred că am făcut aceaș șkoală.
-Eu am făcut Harvard. Tu?
-Eu profesionala l-a electricieni da am termenat șef de comoție.
-Promoție.
-Ce promoție? Nu cunpăr fă nimik dăte dracu de terminată, dute l-a șkoală ânvață o meserie!
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„Buna papusha, te skot la un suk? Esty frumoasa fok”, îi scrie un tip unei femei.
Ea îi răspunde: „Da, cu o condiție. Sa continui versurile astea:
BANCUL ZILEI | Într-o noapte, Bulă sună speriat la 112: „Alo, Salvarea?!”
BANCUL ZILEI | „50 de lei, pentru două minute de muncă?”
BANC | Bulă și Ștrulă vor să treacă granița spre Ungaria, dar fără să-i prindă vameșii
BANC | Bulă merge la oftalmolog, care îi arată pe tablă literele: C Z W N O S T A X C Z
BANC | „Ți-am zis că, dacă se întâmplă ceva cu mine, poți să te întâlnești cu alte femei”
BANC | Bulă, la sfârşitul anului școlar: „Mamă, eşti o femeie norocoasă!”
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