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De când nu ai mai râs cu gura până la urechi? Bancul următor nu va lăsa să treacă această zi fără să te amuzi copios. Soția își sună soțul: „Mă îndrept spre magazin, vrei ceva?”. Găsești continuarea în rândurile de mai jos.
„Soția: Mă îndrept spre magazin. Vrei ceva?
Soțul: Vreau un sens și un scop în viața mea. Vreau să mă conectez la spiritualitate și la tot ce este frumos. Caut completarea și desăvârșirea sufletului.
Soția: Fii mai clar. Ursus sau Ciuc?”
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BANCUL ZILEI | Într-o noapte, Bulă sună speriat la 112: „Alo, Salvarea?!”
BANCUL ZILEI | „50 de lei, pentru două minute de muncă?”
BANC | Bulă și Ștrulă vor să treacă granița spre Ungaria, dar fără să-i prindă vameșii
BANC | Bulă merge la oftalmolog, care îi arată pe tablă literele: C Z W N O S T A X C Z
BANC | „Ți-am zis că, dacă se întâmplă ceva cu mine, poți să te întâlnești cu alte femei”
BANCUL ZILEI | „Buna papusha, te skot la un suk? Esty frumoasa fok”
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