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Fostul premier tehnocrat sprijinit de PSD, Dacian Cioloș, președintele MRÎ – un partid care, în ciuda numelui sonor, nu există – s-a întâlnit astăzi cu liderul USR (îmi scapă numele). Cioloș a chemat în restaurant și un fotograf, ca să imortalizeze momentul.
Din păcate, trimișii Cărții Recordurilor n-au ajuns la timp să înregistreze, după cel mai lung cârnat afumat din lume, cel mai piperat acord politic al tuturor timpurilor.
Cioloș tocmai vindea blana ursului care l-a prins fără pușcă în pădure.
MRÎ a făcut USR o ofertă de nerefuzat: să meargă pe liste comune la europarlamentare, promițând că, doar în această formulă, partidul flashmob va obține de cel puțin trei ori mai multe fotolii la Bruxelles.
Istoria va consemna cum liderul USR îl privea pe Cioloș cu maximă seriozitate, concentrat să numere portofoliile.
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